siao siao stuff

boy: teacher,i cant do my sums. my pen has run out.
teacher: then run after it

boy: teacher i cant do my sums. will u help me out?
teacher: sure,which door did u come in?

teacher: boy,why are u crawlin into my class 10 minutes late?
boy: teacher,u told me "never walk into ur class late"

teacher: boy,wat do u call the outside of a tree?
boy: dunno,teacher.
teacher: bark,boy,bark
boy: woof,woof..(thats dumb)=.=

dad: boy,how was ur exam?
boy: ok,dad,but the answer were a problem...

customer: waiter,will the pancake be long?
waiter: no,it will be round!
customer: ...

posted by:june aka squirrel
xiao xiao mei fan nao...
xP